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Every time I leave my apartment someone I vaguely know smiles at me and says "Hello" with strange pronunciation.

What they are really saying is "I hate you, white devil. You are only here because you couldn't get any action back home."

It's really beginning to grind me down.

Bastards!

Yes, I generally throw eggs and tofu at such people.

"Hello," Big Vern. *smiles at you*

I laugh when the kids in my village come running to my house on the weekend when a few caucasion tourists turn up.

They alway tell me "you can speak the foreigners language Uncle Avai."

So I aks them doesn't that make me a foreigner too? No they say, you're just Uncle Avai.