JIMIP THE IP PROWLER

[BLACKCRUSADER]

Tomas wrote: Gingerman is a complex, glorious fucking nut job who is well-lubricated half of the time when he posts. Once you understand that, you'll be okay with whatever he writes.

And the worms they are a turning.

[THE GINGER MINGE]

Fucking?
Nut?
Job?

Trust me, me daze of lubricating nuts are well over. Sgt-Majors are indeed something one moves well beyond, but then those ghosts are all always there, are they not? As for fucking, and job, well, I'm always open for new opportune as everyone else has been giving my wife a rogering.

Damn poets are giving me a headache, and women that of the heart. New fields beckon, but it will be twice the work for half the pay.
And don't even get me started on the Blue Meanies.....

[MAOMAN]

As much as I understand internet trolling and bullying and the secret life of jimipresley, I also get that he brought up in in a drug culture of neglect, and abused drugs and alcohol again and again and again and repeatedly, is nothing new. He uses his liquor drinking and posting as an excuse that he really isn't like this in real life. You can see from his pic at another event he really is a nice guy.

Yeah he's a nice guy in real life once you give him moderator status on your forum.

[THE HULK]

Fucking?
Nut?
Job?

Trust me, me daze of lubricating nuts are well over. Sgt-Majors are indeed something one moves well beyond, but then those ghosts are all always there, are they not? As for fucking, and job, well, I'm always open for new opportune as everyone else has been giving my wife a rogering.

Damn poets are giving me a headache, and women that of the heart. New fields beckon, but it will be twice the work for half the pay.
And don't even get me started on the Blue Meanies.....

Thank God for the divorce, and good luck in the old country.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

Sorry For Being an Asshole
Postby jimipresley » Yesterday, 02:31

I'm bowing out of this site now. I love you guys and gals, I seriously do, but I find myself becoming too negative and vindictive for my liking. It's no reflection on flob; this is where I've met most of my best friends.

It's me, personally. I'm a bit of an asshole, and I'm not entirely comfortable with it.

My "contributions" of late have been idiotic and nasty.

I extend my sincere apologies to those friends that I have offended with my often coarse and vulgar humour.
And my grammar Nazism: It was puerile.

You deserve better.

Love you guys

[REPLICANT]

Sorry For Being an Asshole
Postby jimipresley » Yesterday, 02:31

I'm bowing out of this site now. I love you guys and gals, I seriously do, but I find myself becoming too negative and vindictive for my liking. It's no reflection on flob; this is where I've met most of my best friends.

It's me, personally. I'm a bit of an asshole, and I'm not entirely comfortable with it.

My "contributions" of late have been idiotic and nasty.

I extend my sincere apologies to those friends that I have offended with my often coarse and vulgar humour.
And my grammar Nazism: It was puerile.

You deserve better. Love you guys

Of course its reflection on the Flob that you were continually allowed to attack people for for your self enjoyment.

A bit of an arsehole? That's an understatement.

[MAOMAN]

Sorry For Being an Asshole
Postby jimipresley » Yesterday, 02:31

I'm bowing out of this site now. I love you guys and gals, I seriously do, but I find myself becoming too negative and vindictive for my liking. It's no reflection on flob; this is where I've met most of my best friends.

It's me, personally. I'm a bit of an asshole, and I'm not entirely comfortable with it.

My "contributions" of late have been idiotic and nasty.

I extend my sincere apologies to those friends that I have offended with my often coarse and vulgar humour.
And my grammar Nazism: It was puerile.

You deserve better.

Love you guys

We love you over here though Jimi. No need to leave.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

Re: the morgue - 2014
Postby jimipresley » Mon Feb 03, 2014 08:03

A friend posted something on Facebook in reply to the ghoulish trolls who crawl out from under the woodwork to have a gleeful, "moral" gloat:

"The next person who glibly trots out the line of "Oh he's just another privileged junkie who died, who gives a toss" is going to be summarily unfriended, and possibly assassinated, depending on how nihilistic I'm feeling.

Because I too have a condition that - IF I dedicate the rest of my life to managing it - the very best statistics give me between a 5% and 20% chance of survival. Philip Seymour Hoffman lost that battle after 23 years of fighting it. If you don't have any empathy for that, then we don't have much to say to each other. Moreover, if the sum total of your understanding is "privileged junkie", then at least have the guts to say that to me right here, right now, in public, while I'm still capable of responding, lest I end up losing the battle too, and you throw it at me when you're safe from a riposte.

(PS, this isn't a plea for sympathy, I'm trying to help you not be a moron.)"

I quite liked it.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

And I have an unquestionable advantage in terms of halluconogen consumption.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

Re: New Year's Resolutions 2013
I resolve to stop trolling on flob and troll more here, instead.