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FUNNY TRUE STORIES THREAD
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FUNNY TRUE STORIES THREAD
by BLACKCRUSADER » Tue May 07, 2013 9:48 am
Bus drivers can drive some people crazy. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. It seems the bus driver didn't even know how to parallel park.
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A German tourist died after he accidentally hanged himself
by REPLICANT » Tue May 07, 2013 2:55 pm
A German tourist died after he accidentally hanged himself in the shower during an auto-erotic act, a Sydney coroner has found.
Stephan Bick, 43, was holidaying with his boyfriend in January 2012 when he was discovered naked and unconscious in a prayer-like position in the shower of his Darlinghurst holiday unit, Glebe Coroners Court heard.
A necklace was wrapped tightly around his neck and attached to the shower tap, the inquest was told on Tuesday.
He was placed on life support in hospital but died a few days later.
Advertisement Before he died, Mr Bick told a caretaker he was having difficulties with his boyfriend, Peter Blum, and might want to change rooms.
Mr Bick's family and friends told police they were suspicious of Mr Blum and his behaviour after he returned to Germany.
But the officer in charge of the investigation, Detective Margaret Ashburn, said police had ruled out homicide and suicide.
Mr Bick had no defensive wounds to his body to indicate a struggle and he had never expressed any suicidal thoughts.
Coroner Mary Jerram noted Mr Blum had not been helpful to police since his partner's death.
"That's a pity as it leaves the family never being quite sure what happened," she said.
She found Mr Bick was performing an auto-erotic act when he lost consciousness, probably in a matter of seconds.
His death was accidental, she ruled.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/autoerotic-ac ... z2SaUlQcGY
Stephan Bick, 43, was holidaying with his boyfriend in January 2012 when he was discovered naked and unconscious in a prayer-like position in the shower of his Darlinghurst holiday unit, Glebe Coroners Court heard.
A necklace was wrapped tightly around his neck and attached to the shower tap, the inquest was told on Tuesday.
He was placed on life support in hospital but died a few days later.
Advertisement Before he died, Mr Bick told a caretaker he was having difficulties with his boyfriend, Peter Blum, and might want to change rooms.
Mr Bick's family and friends told police they were suspicious of Mr Blum and his behaviour after he returned to Germany.
But the officer in charge of the investigation, Detective Margaret Ashburn, said police had ruled out homicide and suicide.
Mr Bick had no defensive wounds to his body to indicate a struggle and he had never expressed any suicidal thoughts.
Coroner Mary Jerram noted Mr Blum had not been helpful to police since his partner's death.
"That's a pity as it leaves the family never being quite sure what happened," she said.
She found Mr Bick was performing an auto-erotic act when he lost consciousness, probably in a matter of seconds.
His death was accidental, she ruled.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/autoerotic-ac ... z2SaUlQcGY
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave!
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