Trolls vs smurfs.

[GritRomney]

Who would win in the following battles?
1) A bake off.
2) A sing off.
3) A knitting competition.
4) Best fingernails.
5) Who can throw a sticky ball the farthest.
6) Who can listen longest to a diatribe about the merits of owning a satellite tv system being a better conversation than one about citizenship rights.
7) Best looking bum in tennis shorts.

[over_active_moderator]

This one has me scratching my head (among other places on my body). Before I answer, may I ask: would you like your question answered only as troll vs smurf generally, or would you like me to anwser using specific trolls and smurfs?

[GritRomney]

You may answer howsoever you see fit. In the singing style of Michael Buble would be best for me.


Has a troll ever married a smurf? Is a resulting baby called a turf or a smoll? Turf for boys. Smoll for girls.

[over_active_moderator]

After much consideration, I've reached the conclusion that an answer is really only possible in one category.

Best looking bum in tennis shorts.

Why GritRomney of course. See the butthole reference elsewhere on the site.

[GritRomney]

Are you dragging my butthole from one thread to another?

[SPAM]

See ginger minge for all your pelvic advice.I hear the rug is the same colour as the curtains.