MORONOSA CARD!

[MODERATOR]

Moronosa is proud to announce our new "Moronosa MORE ON" (TM) card. Just present your card at participating businesses and receive an additional 15% MORE ON (your bill)! That's right! 15%! Local establishments, having noticed the ever increasing presence of MORONosans actually came to us with the proposal.

One proprietor offered the following anecdote as an example of the typical MORONosan behaviour which gave birth to the anti-discount card scheme: "So this group of five MORONosans comes in and and orders a piece of toast, a side of fries and a drink among them. After taking up space and employee time for over an hour, they had the nerve to ask for a discount! MORONosans! We'll fix their wagons!"

Get your MORE ON card, and start getting your surcharge today!

[BLACKCRUSADER]

True story.

A small restaurant had 5 expats come in for some food. An average breakfast costs about NT$250 each which was far to much for these skint heads.

So one woman orders 2 pieces of toast. Of course she wants to get the butter and jams for free. When leaving she asks can she get a forumosa 10% discount on her NT$20 bill. The others all ordered single items like glass of coke, a plate of fries. etc

Thats what you can expect from the knobs wanting discount cards. Why don't they just stay at home.

[MODERATOR]

Carnegie's loves the MORE ON (TM) card!