Moronosa is proud to announce our new "Moronosa MORE ON" (TM) card. Just present your card at participating businesses and receive an additional 15% MORE ON (your bill)! That's right! 15%! Local establishments, having noticed the ever increasing presence of MORONosans actually came to us with the proposal.
One proprietor offered the following anecdote as an example of the typical MORONosan behaviour which gave birth to the anti-discount card scheme: "So this group of five MORONosans comes in and and orders a piece of toast, a side of fries and a drink among them. After taking up space and employee time for over an hour, they had the nerve to ask for a discount! MORONosans! We'll fix their wagons!"
Get your MORE ON card, and start getting your surcharge today!