MY FRIEND RACIALLY PROFILED AND SHOT BY COPS

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PigBloodCake » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:14
Wow, 36 pages and counting. Can't believe my original post can get so many vitriolic responses. :thumbsup:

Oh and the person who has *insinuated* me as being a vulture, sure, yeah, like I was the one being drunk, fled from the police and, oooooo, according to Apple Racist Daily, "ram the police scooter and body pinned the officer". Yeah sure, like I should apologize for calling his life *sorry*. Sure, he's one solid citizen whom I really want my kids to enroll in whatever classes he's teaching. Yeah, that's the spirit. :thumbsup:

And I thought this forum was much different from The Other Forum That Shall Remain Nameless.....NOT!

Bunks wrote: Fret not, darling. I couldn't care less about you or what you wrote. You can remain as you are. At no point in my day will I contemplate who you are, what you wrote, or what any of that means. Your little empire only means something to you. To the rest of us you are just text on a page, mate.

Question: Isn't the whole 'that site...this site..' thing verging on the farking reeediculous? Flob this. Tease that. Really, it's like arguing about the superficial differences between eating a hazelnut and a walnut. So much meh. So. Much. MEH.

You forgot Taiwanho

Jake wrote:

A few things have occurred to me reading about this story online:

1) Don't drink and drive.

2) Don't evade arrest and get into an altercation with a cop.

3) Although it's tempting because you are not a citizen, don't feel like you are above the law or the rules do not apply to you.

4) Don't get your knickers in a twist over stories in the Apple Daily or how they choose to cover a story. It is, after all, the Apple Daily.

I'm sorry the guy got shot in the leg but rules 1-3 kind of trump that.

[serial killer on parole]

tommy525 » Today, 16:21

Wonder what kind of punishment he will receive? Suspended sentence? Being a resident he should be treated like a resident and be sentenced to whatever a Taiwanese would be sentenced to for the same transgression. And also not be faced with deportation.

He has paid his dues. Let the man stay and treat him like a local sentence wise.

I say let him cool in the can for a few months and then let him go about his business . And hopefully he has learned a few lessons

S

uperking wrote: So a few bottles of gaoliang and a handshake?

Prison is a heavy price to pay. But then again, some people have been to prison for having a lump of weed the size of a pin head. Does weaving about drunk on a scooter at 4am on a dirt road get labelled as antics or hard crime? In Taiwan it's often about who you piss off, not how you've pissed them off. But think on, all of you who nay say. Where are you and what is your situation?

Remember that dude who filmed his trip to the cops? He had spikes shoved up his fingernails and a public official went down to the cop shop, where he was tied to a bench, and slapped him in the face. Paul Clarke? Or poor Menno who lost his mind and lived in a van? Or that guy 6 months ago who hung himself on a basketball net? Or the guy found dead in a basement? Or the guy who went to 7-11 and jumped off a bridge (you can't find that info on here cos it got wiped for being inflammatory). Or that guy who just dumped all his stuff and his dog and just fucked off in the middle of the night... Or Forand. Or Mark who is dead. Or the guy deported for playing his guitar at a concert.

We are all one step away from someone else calling us a deadbeat cunt. Just remember that.

From one cunt to some others.

Whatever the sentence is his friends will complain a racist judge stitched him up and he was railroaded. If he doesn't do jail time he will be very very lucky.

[HEADHONCHO11]

I'm looking forward to his Ask Me Anything session on here.

Superking wrote :If he goes full Dean Zane that will be awesome. I'd also love a Q+A with that long haired lothario guy who got jailed for fucking too many disgruntled women.

Well he didn't get shot for doing that did he?

[MAOMAN]

PigBloodCake wrote: Wow, 36 pages and counting. Can't believe my original post can get so many vitriolic responses. :thumbsup:

Oh and the person who has *insinuated* me as being a vulture, sure, yeah, like I was the one being drunk, fled from the police and, oooooo, according to Apple Racist Daily, "ram the police scooter and body pinned the officer". Yeah sure, like I should apologize for calling his life *sorry*. Sure, he's one solid citizen whom I really want my kids to enroll in whatever classes he's teaching. Yeah, that's the spirit. :thumbsup:

And I thought this forum was much different from The Other Forum That Shall Remain Nameless.....NOT!

People have opinions. If they're not breaking the rules, they have as much right to express them as anyone else. The only thing I hope for is, if not a friendly tone, at least a civil one. And please let's stop with this "Other Forums That Shall Remain Nameless" stuff. It's silly. If you mean Forumosa, why not just say Forumosa? I've never encouraged calling it by anything other than its name

[SANDMAN]

I almost hit a pair of orangeheads on a scooter on the expressway last night that saw a police roadblock up ahead, slammed on the brakes RIGHT in front of me, pulled a u-turn (on the expressway, so now driving in the wrong direction) as well as having no helmets or shoes on. The cops just laughed, pulled ME over and gave me shit for a few minutes for driving with my foglights on. You cannot make this stuff up sometimes!

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I almost hit a pair of orangeheads on a scooter on the expressway last night that saw a police roadblock up ahead, slammed on the brakes RIGHT in front of me, pulled a u-turn (on the expressway, so now driving in the wrong direction) as well as having no helmets or shoes on. The cops just laughed, pulled ME over and gave me shit for a few minutes for driving with my foglights on. You cannot make this stuff up sometimes!

Yeah yeah sure they just targeted you there Sandman. They never chase locals, didn't you know that?

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PigBloodCake wrote:
Oh and the person who has *insinuated* me as being a vulture, sure, yeah, like I was the one being drunk, fled from the police and, oooooo, according to Apple Racist Daily, "ram the police scooter and body pinned the officer". Yeah sure, like I should apologize for calling his life *sorry*. Sure, he's one solid citizen whom I really want my kids to enroll in whatever classes he's teaching. Yeah, that's the spirit. :thumbsup:

Novascopes wrote: May I remind you that vultures do not frequently kill or facilitate, but happily feast on dead bodies. Whether or not those brought death upon themselves is irrelevant for the mataphor. Your post quoted above really shows that either you don't get it or that you're trying to pull a straw man.

Also, I took issue with calling a person you don't even seem to know and the description of whose action was speculative at best back then a "bastard" in the thread title. You're entitled to your opinion, but expect to be called a vulture if you use strong words and a maliciously gleeful attitude when expressing it.

Well many here do know John. And he's a stupid bastard for pulling his little stunt.

[hannibal the rodeo star]

People are prone to overshoot their target when shooting with emotion.

Also, telling someone how they should better express their opinion, that they have a right to have, online, is crap. :thumbsdown:

There's only one 100% way to not get drawn into a long nasty online when someone posts something that really burns you up. Don't fucking post back.

Now, if I could only follow that suggestion.

[THE HULK]

I almost hit a pair of orangeheads on a scooter on the expressway last night that saw a police roadblock up ahead, slammed on the brakes RIGHT in front of me, pulled a u-turn (on the expressway, so now driving in the wrong direction) as well as having no helmets or shoes on. The cops just laughed, pulled ME over and gave me shit for a few minutes for driving with my foglights on. You cannot make this stuff up sometimes!

BS called!

[BUBBA 2 DUMB]

First my real names. 馬哲漢 John Jay Mc Carty & uncle John Jay to Maomans kids. Very good friend of Maomans family.

This isn't the first time I've tried fleeing from the police. I learned counter steering from a California Highway patrolman at a court ordered driving school after getting busted in a highspeed chase on my 500cc Honda Interceptor. Back home I was "chased" by two cars and a helicopter. Hard to out run a helicopter on a 1984 500cc Honda Intercepter. I pulled over and waited for the cops they were so happy they "caught" me wishing only that I had gone on the freeway for a real high speed chase. Also had a police helicopter pilot in So Cal who busted me for reckless driving crashed into another police heli two weeks before my court date. Both pilots killed. I got a few of my charges dropped because he couldn't testify but still had a fine, time served and probation. Those suggesting the cops should have used mace or pepper spray, can't use mace on a windy day or when it's raining. Mace won't really deter a drunk violent person. I've got a mace certification and was shown what to do.

Thanks again to all the well wishers. I've always said to be careful out there (check my crash pic of the week )

Somehow I have to create a tourist attraction from all of this bad driving. My bad language to the police.. well.. I think when people are shooting at you, you have earned the right to call them what ever the fuck you want. I was Angry, dumb and fast. They're a bad combination. The Taiwanese police need "POLICING SKILLS" not bigger bikes. Just buy them some better tea to drink at the station and they'll forget about all this nonsense. This is a semi-lawless state and you are responsible for yourself. No one should be able to own a gun, except for me."



If I had been carrying in that chase I would have shot that cop. I wouldn't have panicked. I would have shot him like I've been trained to do.
But the only thing I was packing was fear. I just run until I was caught. They might deport me but hell that's half the adventure.
You're living in the wrong country if you are expecting to be treated fairly. Years ago when visa laws were less established this island was thriving with backpackers and weirdos. Some of us like me stayed. I have to tell you after being deported from Vietnam, held at gun point by militia in the PI I found Taiwan pretty tame.

It's funny that most people fail the driving test here on the section where you have to ride in a straight line. It's unfair actually to expect Taiwanese people to move in a straight line. In any sense. I have no idea how that cop caught me. To cover my costs I'm selling graveyard dirt-$1000NT per bottle not from a grave. $1500 from a specific grave and brick dust at $250 a bottle. All from my chase. This thread should be titled "Why the Taiwanese Can't Drive or Enforce Driving Laws. I've noticed that as a foreigner person in Asia you become a magnet for crazy people.

I know how to come out of court a free mane, Red Envelopes-they make the Taiwanese universe move. You can get away with anything as long as you hand out hong baos and kneel on the floor and touch your forehead to the ground. I'll send the judge and you my violence resume and you won't feel so bad about me being jailed after you read it. If that doesn't work and I go to jail then it's Thank you, Formosa, and farewell!