JIMIP THE IP PROWLER

[JIMIPRESLEY]

I completely agree! Who the hell made him moderator anyway?!

Stop playing dumb. Maoman made me a moderator so I could satisfy my fetish for finding out everyones personal real life info. I have falsely accused more people of being smurfs and trolls ( in fact I was never correct on any of these false accusations ) than anyone else ever did.

In fact I wanted him to make me the site admin. I have spent thousands of hours stalking posters, tracking IP Addresses and having people banned for no other reason than I simply dont like them ( even if I've never met them or don't know them ), and I have the most number of posts ever temped or deleted and not once was I ever warned for making any personal attacks on anybody.

Quite simply, I ROCK and you plebs are so far beneath me.

Iron Oxide lady, Headhoncho11 and Tempo Loss are about the only "genuine users" around here anymore. It's a fucking smurf circus. Sorry, caveat, there are some spammers and trolls, too.

Why don't you change your user name to E04teacherlin and join in the fun, too? I knowingly falsely accused him of being another user on forumosa just to get others on side with me.

Stop taking the piss, kids. I'm MORE than up for it. I'll have your moderator status stripped in no time. I NEED to be a moderator with god like access. The withdrawal of moderating rights has left my hands shaking far move then they do after I stop drinking.

[channamasala]

I completely agree! Who the hell made him moderator anyway?!

Stop playing dumb. Maoman made me a moderator so I could satisfy my fetish for finding out everyones personal real life info. .

Hmmm so thats how you get all my info on other sites you still mod on. Shocking you would stoop so low, investigating other moderators part of your game plan too?

[REPLICANT]

Do you want my input on this topic? I have a massive rant planned, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Your choice

Your persistance is admirable jimip, but your competence is non existent. On other sites your hounded many people and falsley accused them of being certain other people.
So wrong were you that even when shown proof that you were wrong do you apologize? Not a chance you would ever do that.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

Do you want my input on this topic? I have a massive rant planned, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Your choice

Your persistance is admirable jimip, but your competence is non existent. On other sites your hounded many people and falsley accused them of being certain other people.
So wrong were you that even when shown proof that you were wrong do you apologize? Not a chance you would ever do that.

I shall treat that slur with the contempt it deserves. Its people like you, satellite tv and his thousands of clones, tainan cowboy, chewycorns, Tommy525 and all your other stooge friends that are the cause of all the troubles on forumosa. My mere presence in trying to detect you all was one of the joys of being a moderator.

Your barbs fall on deaf ears. You just keep going on, soon enough there will be a day of retribution coming your way.

[KEVIN SMITH THE BIG FAT CHIEF]

Do you want my input on this topic? I have a massive rant planned, and it ain't gonna be pretty. Your choice

Your persistance is admirable jimip, but your competence is non existent. On other sites your hounded many people and falsley accused them of being certain other people.
So wrong were you that even when shown proof that you were wrong do you apologize? Not a chance you would ever do that.

I shall treat that slur with the contempt it deserves. Its people like you, satellite tv and his thousands of clones, tainan cowboy, chewycorns, Tommy525 and all your other stooge friends that are the cause of all the troubles on forumosa. My mere presence in trying to detect you all was one of the joys of being a moderator.

Your barbs fall on deaf ears. You just keep going on, soon enough there will be a day of retribution coming your way.

You know, would it really be so bad if jimip were to host an Unhappy Hour one a month where posters can meet in jimip's house and just fucking duke it out?
Seemed to work when I was growing up, when you had a couple of guys who were at each other all day and all night until everyone was fuckin sick of the sight of them, and they'd get drunk and go out back and fucking hammer away at each other, and whoever Gave first was the loser, and discussion was over. And I'm talking about between blood relatives here, not just junkies and alcoholics. Or we could go to Pop My Fly home for a session and see who can suck in the most in one breath.

I'm not saying we should abandon all reasonable discourse here (despite the fact that a good number of you tired-assed motherfuckers did that very thing ages ago), I'm just saying there's a place in the world for both approaches, you know, like expand your repertoire, you know what I mean?

Start the fucking lawn mower. Sandman's apparently been banned from other sites. I thought there was something different in there recently. I guess jimip found sandmans IP addsress

[JIMIPRESLEY]

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

As of 16:00H, myself and a tech crew will have seized control of this site. We are distressed about the way things have been run.

From now on, there will be far less superfluous forums. There will be a "Drinking Forum", which John Ross has kindly agreed to moderate. This is an aspect of "community spirit" within which I feel the previous administration has failed us. There will also be a "Females" forum where girls and other people without oppossable thumbs can discuss physics, brain surgery, world peace and other meaningless topics, in peace. It will also feature pictures of naked ladies. Please respect that. channamasala and divea reached a deadlock/stalemate in their "paper/scissors/stone" saga over who is going to moderate it, so I've decided to give the job to Tainan Cowboy. Please respect my decision.

If Maoman shows the appropriate contrition, I may allow him back as moderator of the newly formed "Sour Cream" forum. If not, well, c'est la vie. Moaman will be in an honorary position; reflecting his long years of service to Dear Leader Presley. He's going to be shipped off to a gulag reassigned soon.

As for the current site admin, he has been demoted for atrocious grammar and bad spelling. Please report to Correctional Services on Aisle 4 for your 1000 lashes. You so flippantly threw away your appointment with aplomb. Such a sad disappointment. I'm going to need to be more vigilant with my staff in future

I shall be changing my username anon to "King Young-Ill Presley Loving Leader Forever". Please direct any questions through my subordinates.

[Bismarck]

One thing about jimip if he ever gets admin or moderator positions, he then goes trying to see if your email registration is used elsewhere. He pms people and trolls them on Facebook as well. He's pretty relentless. See what you're making us do, jimi? Shame on you!!! We have to let people know what you are really like.

[BLACKCRUSADER]

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

As of 16:00H, myself and a tech crew will have seized control of this site. We are distressed about the way things have been run.

Really, seems you have failed yet again.

[KEVIN SMITH THE BIG FAT CHIEF]

Really, seems you have failed yet again.

Shut the fuck up. You better be careful what you say on the internet cause it can get you into big trouble, big trouble. You should expect to be sued and shut down soon.

[JIMIPRESLEY]

Thank god that on forumosa he was removed as a moderator, as he is one of the most cancerous posters ever to have been admitted for membership on any forum.

Yeah well because of people like Tempo Arse Licker and you I have now been banned on Forumosa. Probably soon to be banned on Taiwanease cause I will have to tell that Divea stalker to fuck off and leave me alone and not to contact me on facebook anymore.